So while putting my imagination to good use the other day, I had a genius of an idea. I’ve come up with what will be the best Nintendo Wii game in history. I’ve already told Swabby about it who is going to start development, because he’s a top secret nintendo design engineer.
The idea is simple. You pop in the ‘game’ and up comes a Pornographic movie. You strap the Nintendo Wii to your wrist and the game begins. Begin pumping away because time is precious, you run out, you lose. To keep it interesting, if you slow down to much, the volume increases which will let your mom or everyone in your house know that you’re watching porn. The game will detect an orgasm and then rate your performance based on jerks/minute, time, accuracy, and orgasm length. Because the electronics in the Nintendo Wii is state of the art, it will detect if you’re faking.
The best part is that all the high scores are saved into the system so everyone in the house can compete. Just remember to clean the wii-mote!